05-2004, Author Alexei

Newsletter #11 05-2004


A well, its may 27th and I still haven’t worked on the newsletter. On pushing by bazz I will go and work on the letter, since he is such a good fan of mine . Anyway, Ive had better… Now to get serious, its late may and I think its bout time I started typing. Here I am in this months newsletter: More of the same. Ok for this month Ill accept any thoughts on how to improve my newsletter. Show some interest and share some ideas o/ Together we make SWaRM a better place
For the rest.. Enjoy

Planetia Progress

Were doing reasonable in Planetia at the moment, with our top gal as high as #35 we can safely say we are doing ok. Tho once we got there, we got bashed by those :@ dragons. But now we are steady in the top 40 as we managed to work of a NAP with the DLM block.
Our relations with Hydra and Lithium are good as well, keep going to #hydra and #lithium! They are friendly ppl . Our NAP with hirr has fared less, because Xiphoid was kicked out of his gal, a gal shared by several alliances. After that a retal was organized on the gal, but fortunately it never landed. But in later negotiations it appeared hirr never considered us NAPped! After reproposing a NAP SWaRM left with no further hostile intentions. However this didn’t fell well with Xiphoid and he threatened to leave SWaRM, but fortunately he stayed to try and improve the alliance himself.
Also tho sax and rookie are leaving PA SWaRM, they will remain in function as HC for PIA.
Also we have two new fine officers, they go by the name of TheJoker and madmax, as they are our new DC’s and are doing a really good job.

Alliance Inside

Great news anom has joined the spammers on the forum, apparently this happened by making a deal with a certain someone.. She has been busy and we will soon expect to see her in the 3 star thread
More news on the inside of the alliance… well the activity seems a bit up, mainly because of the not so new anymore recruits. It is a good sight to see a lot of talking in #swarmcore. I don’t know about why sax says so, but this is more active then ever

Member of the Month

Alright! A new month a new Member of the Month o/ And this months Member of the Month is
*drums* Bazza! The reason was that he made some beautiful siggies for several members
Here is the exclusive interview:

lo there
hows you”
im not to bad thanks
bit tired
tis bout the newsletter
cuz guess what
you are the new member of the month o/
why do you think?
umm, cause im a pain in the ass

wrong, guess again
umm, im active, or im popular, or someone likes me alot O_o
i dont know
hehe, it all helps. But you were reccomended by sax for your good siggies
oh, wicked
idd it is
so as tradition goes
well, xept for the last months
cuz those newsletters were late :/
nobody is perfect
usually there is an interview
this ment to be it
or is it at a later date
this is it, but im not done yet
so you do art or sumthing for a study or profession, or is it a hobby?
no, i just do it in my spare time, i only started cause i got bored on evening
sorta help pass time aswell
ahh, and do you plan to extend your art to the smiley thread?
well i made an attempt, but the pic was sorta coppied from somthink i found and then put through using smilie, so, yea i guess ill give it ago again sometime
good good
so what do you do, are you still studying?
well as of tuseday, i will be starting my GCSE’s and after that who know, their is alot happening atm so im kinda confused about what im doing once ive left school in about 6weeks of so
aha, plenty of time for SWaRM and PA it seems then
oh yea
might be a lil less active during exams for revision prurposes but ill still bne active
good good
to finish things up
not obligatory:
real name,sex,place where you live
Barrie McNeil, Male, UK, south of birmingham
nuki will confirm
sure there is nothink else u would like to know about
im a very open person
heh, itll do for the newsletter
thanks and keep up the good work
okaly docal then
will do
and dont scare me next time
i though i was in trouble
maybe next time you are ;P

Congrats Bazza o/


Again this month the funstuff! I like to express a word of concerm here, as the older members know: you are totally free to send in ur own funny happenings for the funstuff. I used to get little, now I get nearly nothing! I cant (maybe I can) scavange enough for the newsletter to keep ppl, and especially rookie, happy. So send in the funniest IRC lines!

Scripts and gits:

* Hex runs
* sax throws a magical rope around him, and drags him back.
dammit sax, even when your afk your still a git >.< In #swarmcore: <[sw]bazza> um, i cant get on to the swarmcore channel
<[sw]bazza> dur
<[sw]bazza> im already in it
looks around
<[sw]bazza> dammit im stupid

a defcall??

89:7:2 Nugator 6 / 6
89:7:4 The House of 1000 Corpses 6 / 6
89:7:10 Denon Seed 6 / 6
I cover #2
<[DC]darkTSX> i’ll take 4
<[DC]TheJoker> i’ll take 10
<[SW]Blink> ill take 2 then
I sent to 10 as well
hury up!!!!
already on 2
more on 4
<[DC]darkTSX> i sent 5k venator to #4
<[SW]Blink> ok I got 2 ticks on 2
<[SW]Blink> accidentally
<[DC]TheJoker> i got 3 ticks on 10
we do well from time to time as well
<[SW]Blink> thought the tick was tickign and set it to 2 ticks def
ticks gone
<[DC]darkTSX> omfg
<[DC]darkTSX> i attacked him by mistake !!!!!!!!!!!
<[DC]darkTSX> stupid laptop touchpads
<[DC]TheJoker> rofllll
89:7:4 The House of 1000 Corpses 5,211/0
-Schwangyu (96:10:8) 5 5,211

<[DC]TheJoker> hahahaha
<[DC]darkTSX> lmfao


I even got a padawan these days. it took me ages to find one
need more spys sax ?
<[DC]darkTSX> define padawan
<[DC]TheJoker> eastern wok

Lazy and away…

<[DC]TheJoker> or are there more officers in war
yes but they are lazy and away
hopefully will be soon

idd ofc o/

<[SW]Blink> idd
its indeed dammit
<[SW]Blink> idd ;P
<[SW]Blink> idd its indeed
<[SW]Blink> lol
<[SW]Blink> hehe


<[DC]TheJoker> that we can see as officers and hc
<[DC]TheJoker> agree=decide
<[DC]TheJoker> agree=see
<[DC]TheJoker> damm
<[SW]Blink> lol
<[DC]TheJoker> i need a beer
<[SW]Blink> hehe
<[DC]TheJoker> i cant see straight

Weird laws

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

Female language, the final frontier

Female keywords, and their meanings
1. “Fine”
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “fine” to describe how she looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)
2. “Five minutes”
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it’s an even trade.
3. “Nothing”
“Nothing” means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.
4. “Go Ahead” (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission; it’s a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over “Nothing” and you’ll have a “five-minute” discussion that will end with the word “Fine”.
5. “Go Ahead” (normal eyebrows)
> > >This is NOT permission, either. It means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care”. You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
6. “Loud Sigh”
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”!
7. “Soft Sigh”

Thought this was pretty funny:

its not for your innocent, young ears Painy =P
i think im older then u 😛
how old r u?
<[bored]Bazza> no
<[bored]Bazza> 418
tell me th truth damit
<[bored]Bazza> 15
<[bored]Bazza> im 16 hes 15
yep im older then him =P
<[bored]Bazza> im older than you
im 17this year wahooo can lern how to drive woooh
lol , think youre to young to be experencing these things never mind living them
<[bored]Bazza> moo, age is of no constilation in this life time
age is irrelevant
* EvilMoo slaps a no under 18’s certificate on this conversation 😛
oh yee i like wasting my money on warhammer40k
* EvilMoo thinks inuki is Borg
<[bored]Bazza> hehe
* Inuki666 is not Borg… Inuki is 8of4


In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Sexy men?

Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.

Kissing the ‘wrong’ place

the fluffy cloud may kiss the sky
the rose may kiss the butter fly
the morning due may kiss the grass
But you my friend may kiss my A$$
not eaxctly great
but works for me

The “agreement”

why dont we see you on the Spam boards?
SWaRM is a more laid back, easy going alliance with room for fun, friendship and RL …. is what it is supposed to be anyway lol
it is
but why not the spam boards?
lol good question …. now to find an answer lol
I got a bet goin with sax that you will get to them, or at least to the three stars club
tho you need three stars first
guess the first Spam threads I visited where so stupid, I stopped going there. Things have surely changed …. OK, lets make a deal …. you play PA and I address Spam threads 🙂
ok, deal
how many posts do I need to get to the 3 stars club?
erm.. 94
better get spamming
nooooooooooooo – you were supposed to say “ehh, lets forget it” lol *called my bluff, smarty*

Quote of the month

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.


Funstuff pplz
Sax and rookie

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